You’d never wound a friend’s honour, would you? Yet some cad around this table has deeply offended your gracious host in a most appalling manner and a finger’s pointing at you. Deny! Deny! Someone else dunnit! Although… if you embellish the accusation further, perhaps you might rid your social circle of some dead wood. Yes, that person – they dunnit!
But take care, all you dismayed oh-so-innocents – surely only the knave responsible would stumble when passing the blame. Catch out the reprobates and claim their hats to stack atop yours in a teetering proof of virtue.
Alice writes for a video games website and designed I Demand Satisfaction! around her boorish behaviour.